UPDATE LOG

4/10/23

• I'm still around you know :)

I just learned how to make scrolling text. Do you think people will actually sit here and read it? I have it going the slowest speed after all. If so, congradulations... or you just looked up from what you were currently reading- in that case, thank you for sticking around long enough to see the end of this message. I guess "the end" isn't the end though, is it? I'm still going and going, on and on and on. Did you know that my favorite colors are hot pink and lime green? Really, my wardrobe makes me look like a bowling alley threw up on a sickly oppossum. I'm surprised how easy this text was to set up by the way. Whenever you see anything moving on a webpage you think "Man, this person must really know their stuff!" but that isn't true for me. I couldn't code my way out of a paper bag, much less the next page without a guide. Good thing the web is full of kind folks who've dedicated their time to making useful tutorials. Yup, useful, unlike this text you're reading at an agonizingly slow pace. You know what? If you've made it this far, you deserve something special. Here, enter this into Youtube: "shorts/hK-G5QSzy48". Ugh, I wish it wasn't on Youtube Shorts but what can you do? Every social media sight wants to be the next Tiktok, scrolling until the end of time. Kind of reminds me of something.